¡Chito! Tengo que guardar el secreto de mi stedad pero él me folló bien

Alright baby, I gotta go to work, your mother's working late, nobody's gonna be here for the

rest of the day.

You know you're on house arrest, so just keep everything clean, no guests, and don't do

anything fucked up, okay?

Yeah, yeah, no, totally cool, totally cool, but, um, you realize you're my fucking stepdad,