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Well, there you go, see, Tom. Dow Jones is down again.

So my investment's gone.

Yeah, let's have a look at the old NASDAQ.

Oh, hello there and welcome to the show. My name's Ben Dover and this show, as you all know by now, of course, is called Ben Dover's Dirty Little Secrets.

Now, you may be thinking that that means I will be disclosing my dirty little secrets.